Bred from an unusual strain of Midwest stock, I spent my formative years in Milwaukee and am enjoying my adolescence in Northern California. I have a diverse background and a fairly pleasing foreground.
"A really large piece with some color is actually better than an egg with fur," I often muse, throatily.
With a portfolio of art schools, rock bands, radio stations, and an uncanny ability for the absurd, I bring the eye of a seamstress, the hands of a brick layer, the feet of a bowler, and the severe lack of restraint necessary to meld nicely and fill in all those little spaces where leaks can so easily begin.
Well put, and I certainly concur. And hey — I post my new work regularly on Instagram.